Sex Toys and Cast Itch
About a month ago, I slipped on a wet grassy hill and broke my leg. When I say broke my leg, I mean seriously fucked it up. And just when I’d finally healed from that torn fucking calf muscle. Apparently, I don’t go half assed when it comes to hurting myself in the non sexy kind of way.
Three hospitals, two surgeries, and a whole bunch of metal plates and screws later, and my poor foot is now healing inside a fiberglass cast. This is a vast improvement from the external fixator I had on for the week before my second surgery. That thing looked like a crazy steampunk torture device sticking out of my leg. I guess that’s hot if you’re into the cyborg look, but I digress.
The agonizing pain/ doped up on painkillers stage has subsided, and the “oh my god, this cast fucking itches!” stage has now begun.
According to my doctor, it’s a really bad idea to shove things down your cast. He gave me this spray stuff that comes with a straw a-la WD40, which is supposed to alleviate the itch, but it doesn’t do shit. The straw doesn’t work as a scratching device either.
Finally, in a moment of not so quiet desperation, I came up with the only solution that seems to work: a Hitachi.
I’m not kidding. I stick it on my cast, and vibrate the spot that itches, and the itch goes away. This amuses me more than it probably should. I guess this is yet another reason why Hitachis are truly miraculous devices.
That’s friggin hilarious. And awesome. Hee! I’ll have to remember that if I ever break a bone.
HEY! Do you know of this blog? It’s a fetish blog dedicated to women in leg casts.
http://castsandtoes.blogspot.com/
Who knew you were so hot in your cast?
Thanks for the plug TBK! Yes, casts are hot, but I take no satisfaction in your pain. Feel better, and maybe if you are up to it, i can interview you for my blog or even post a pic of your casted leg!
Can you post a few pictures of your leg in the cast?