Squee plus meme

I spoke with the Chameleon on the phone last night. It’s the first time we really spoke after our date. He’s been out of town for the last few weeks. We’ve established that
a) we really like each other and find each other attractive
b) he’s at a weird turning point in his life, this whole “scene” is really new to him so he’s still trying to gage what he’s ok with, therefore
c) we’re going to hang out more and see what happens.

I don’t know what’s going to happen with this and I almost don’t care. I think he’s an awesome human being, and while I definitely wouldn’t complain if we did end up as lovers, if I end up with a good friend/partner in crime out of the deal, I’d be perfectly happy. It feels almost weird writing about him in this venue since the details are far from titillating. Hopefully I’ll have some sexier stories soon.

But, for now, may I present a meme! I’m a sheep. Hear me Bahh.

This is Isabella’s Sex Meme. Anyone is welcome to steal it, but you must post this rules blurb at the beginning of the meme.

I was tagged (sort of) by Curvaceous Dee

1: You must include this link to Sex Talk - Sex Advice for Men.

2. You must answer every question! If you don’t have a good answer, you are strongly encouraged to make up something good; we like to be entertained.

3. You must tag three people.

Drumroll, please:

1. Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
I actually prefer afternoon sex, which used to get when I was in Grad School and dated someone who worked a block away from me. *sigh* good times. But between the two given options, I’ll have to go with night sex. I’m not really a morning person.

2. Better Sex Music - Sade or Marvin Gaye?
Neither. I gotta agree with Dee on this one

3. Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Videos?
Of myself? Photographs. Definitely.

4. Fabulous Sex With: Dr Doug Ross or Dr Greg House?
House. I’ve had a thing for Hugh Laurie since he did Blackadder

5. Vibrator or Dildo?
Vibrators.

6. Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
Can I be a complete cheezeball and say candle light?
It’s a happy medium between the two. The lighting is good and the situation lends itself well to wax play, which is one of my favorite things ever.

7. Word Preference: Pussy or Cunt?
Cunt. I don’t like pussy. I have a hard time taking it seriously. Cunt sounds more substantial to my ear. But I only like the word when it’s used to refer to genitalia and not a person.

8. Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
Yes, please! I’m a spanking fan in general, in case you hadn’t noticed.

9. More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Aeroplane?
Haven’t done either, but I’d have to go with elevator. Airplane is a little too public for my tastes. I’m only an exhibitionist when I know my audience is willing.

10. Ron Jeremy or Peter North?
Ron Jeremy

11. Word Preference? Cock or dick?
I’m not a big fan of either, really.

12. Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson?
Jenna, only because Linda went kind of bonkers after Deep Throat came out. At least Jenna owns who she is.

13. Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape
depends on the circumstances. I loves me a good bondage scene, but I prefer tape when being restrained is tangental to the scene and needs to be done quickly.

14. Give Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex?
Never given a rim job and it doesn’t really appeal to me, so I’m gonna have to go with anal on this one.

15. Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl for Celebs?
Call Girl

16. Which Threesome - Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
B/B/G are the only ones I’ve had any real experience with, so I need to do some more experimentation before I can answer this question… For science, you understand.

17. Flavoured Oil or Tingling Oil?
Flavoured.

18. Pearl Necklace or Swallow?
Swallow.

19. Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex With a Stranger?
While strangers watch. Sex with strangers makes me paranoid about diseases and whether or not my partner’s an axe murderer.

20. Tied to the Bed or to a St Andrew’s Cross?
Aww, do I have to choose? I’m a lazy bottom, so the bed is the more comfortable option. But the cross is not without its appeal.

I tag…. Oh I dunno. Wendy, Victor, and Adam

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~ by Sascha on April 21, 2008.